Sexy Pokemon Cards: Trainer Gloria (Sw/Sh)

Gloria, the hot-blooded scot is featured on these sexy Pokemon cards, and she caught you staring. She says "you've got a face like a well skelped erse" and "You're doing my nut in ye wee nyaff!" You may not understand half of what she's saying, but you're fluent in ass n' titties.

We've composed our sexy Pokemon cards out of stainless steel, plus we faithfully reproduced the Pokemon logo on the back using lasers. Finally, we create the images using screen printing. As a result, we've created some truly unique waifu cards. However, these lewd Pokemon cards aren't just unique, they're also a pleasure to behold.

These cards are vibrant, in addition they have reduced fading, because of our new printing technique. Also, this printing technique makes our metal Pokemon cards feel like cardstock waifu cards.

Our sexy Pokemon cards are for mature audiences only.
They are NOT  tournament legal, thus these are purely novelty items.

• ☼【True to size lewd Pokemon cards】: 3.5*2.5in/88*63mm. Single card weight: ~0.6 OZ
• ☼【Custom non nude Pokemon cards】: This is a unique stainless steel card you cannot buy anywhere else.
• ☼【Great birthday or holiday gift】: Have a otaku friend who can't get of enough of their favorite waifu? These sexy Pokemon cards are the perfect gift for the more cultured among us.

We ship your card securely in toploaders, so your order arrives safely.

There may be natural, minor scratches on your metal Pokemon cards, however this is part of the engraving/buffing process.