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Sexy Pokemon Cards: Gym Leader Nessa (Sw/Sh)

Sexy Pokemon Cards: Gym Leader Nessa (Sw/Sh)

Regular price $7.00 USD
Regular price $20.00 USD Sale price $7.00 USD
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These sexy Pokemon cards feature Nessa, a waifu so hot even Gamefreak had to acknowledge it. Similarly, we acknowledge her tight butt and drool-worthy, toned body too, because we can't get enough either.

We fabricate our sexy Pokemon cards from genuine metal, and each card's back has faithfully reproduced lettering and logo. Next, we finish our waifu cards with machine layered ink in order to create lascivious images. These lewd Pokemon cards will fill your friends with envy, and they'll all want to know how you got them.

The ink's very colorful and resistant to fading, therefore they'll remain in pristine condition for many years. Another cool effect of our printing process is the cardstock-like feel it imbues our metal Pokemon card with.

Our sexy Pokemon cards are for mature audiences only.
They are NOT  tournament legal, thus these are purely novelty items.

  •         ☼【True to size lewd Pokemon cards】: 3.5*2.5in/88*63mm. Single card weight: ~0.6 OZ
  •         ☼【Custom non nude Pokemon cards】: This is a unique stainless steel card you cannot buy anywhere else.
  •         ☼【Great birthday or holiday gift】: Have a otaku friend who can't get of enough of their favorite waifu? These sexy Pokemon cards are the perfect gift for the more cultured among us.

We ship your card securely in toploaders, so your order arrives safely.

There may be natural, minor scratches on your metal Pokemon cards which is part of the engraving/buffing process.

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