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Sexy Pokemon Card: Trainer Hilda (B/W)

Sexy Pokemon Card: Trainer Hilda (B/W)

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price $20.00 USD Sale price $8.00 USD
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Hilda is an absolute fan-favorite, so you knew we were going to make sexy Pokemon cards of her. This card features Hilda changing into her swimwear for the beach episode. Practically everything is showing, but it's not like any bikini can contain her massive mammaries! She promised to show you the rest later.

We don't glue tacky photo paper onto mutilated holos to make our sexy Pokemon cards. Instead, our cards are inked metal, and we faithfully reproduce the backs of Pokemon cards via laser etching. This all comes together to create some truly collectible waifu cards, but they're more than just different, because they're ritzy.

Imagine a page in your trade binder which lusters, and there are no worn edges or curled cards. The cards inside feels and looks like a paper card, while the back is metal. These waifu cards are perfection, crystalized.

Our sexy Pokemon cards are for mature audiences only.
They are NOT  tournament legal, thus these are purely novelty items.

  • ☼【True to size lewd Pokemon cards】: 3.5*2.5in/88*63mm. Single card weight: ~0.6 OZ
  • ☼【Custom nude Pokemon cards】: This is a unique stainless steel card you cannot buy anywhere else.
  • ☼【Great birthday or holiday gift】: Have a otaku friend who can't get of enough of their favorite waifu? These sexy Pokemon cards are the perfect gift for the more cultured among us.

We ship your card securely in toploaders, so your order arrives safely.

There may be natural, minor scratches on your metal Pokemon cards, however this is part of the engraving/buffing process.

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