Skip to product information
1 of 5


Sexy Pokemon Cards: Gym Leader Misty² (R/B/Y)

Sexy Pokemon Cards: Gym Leader Misty² (R/B/Y)

Regular price $7.00 USD
Regular price $20.00 USD Sale price $7.00 USD
Sale Sold out

These sexy Pokemon cards will have you seeing double! If you're unable to choose a favorite version of Misty don't worry, because now you don't have to. Misty's traveled through time to answer the age old question of "if you fuck yourself, is it sex or masturbation?" The answer is "who cares, because Misty is tongue fucking herself!"

These sexy Pokemon cards were crafted from sheet metal, and familiar logos were added to the back via etching. These luxury waifu cards complete their look by having a layer of screen printing added to them. But these lewd Pokemon cards are more than just buzz words, because we make sure they look fantastic.

Each card is vibrant and the image is clear because of our advanced printing technology. These metal Pokemon cards are amazing, because one side's like traditional cardstock while the other side is of smooth metal.

Our sexy Pokemon cards are for mature audiences only.
They are NOT  tournament legal, thus these are purely novelty items.

  • ☼【True to size lewd Pokemon cards】: 3.5*2.5in/88*63mm. Single card weight: ~0.6 OZ
  • ☼【Custom non nude Pokemon cards】: This is a unique stainless steel card you cannot buy anywhere else.
  • ☼【Great birthday or holiday gift】: Have a otaku friend who can't get of enough of their favorite waifu? These sexy Pokemon cards are the perfect gift for the more cultured among us.

We ship your card securely in toploaders, so your order arrives safely.

There may be natural, minor scratches on your metal Pokemon cards, however this is part of the engraving/buffing process.

View full details